Looking to Order?

Please pardon the interruption! Our online shop is paused at the moment while we sort out the boring (but oh so important!) backend.

HOWEVER we would still love to supply you with your favorite Thom Fun's!

See below for how to order!

  • LOCAL DELIVERY - MIAMI-DADE

    Local Delivery is every THURSDAY. Please fill out the form below & provide the following:

    • Delivery Address
    • Contact Phone Number
    • What you'd like to order, minimum 12pk order
    • Feel free to mix and match your packs!

    We will respond with a payment link via email, once complete we will get your order on our truck!

  • SHIPPING - To all other parts!

    We are happy to ship to you as long as you are in a state that supports the sale of Kratom products. Please fill out the for below with the following information:

    • Delivery Address
    • Contact Phone Number
    • What you would like to order
    • Feel free to mix and match your packs!

    We will contact you with a payment link via email. We will work to get you the best rates possible, however shipping rates do apply. Once payment has been sent we will email you with tracking information.

LOCAL DELIVERY & SHIPPING

Our Preimum Brews

Using organic cane sugar for fermentation, each brew only has 5g sugar per bottle. All of our brews are made with premium cut leaf Maeng Da Kratom Tea, never extracts. We small batch craft them right here in Miami, FL.

Real Tea, Real Taste, Real Feel.

2.5g Brews

Our 2.5g Brews are perfect for a pick me up & those curious about kratom.

Available Flavors:

  • Cherry Rose
  • Lemon Bergamot
  • Easy Apple

12pk - $69

24pk - $132

4g Brews

Our 4g brews are more full bodied with a stronger kick.

Available Flavors:

  • OG Brew
  • Peach Fizz
  • Apricot Sour
  • Cirtus Hops

12pk - $69

24pk - $132

7g Brews

Our 7g Brews are perfect for a full bodied feel. The strongest of our brews, great for those looking for a real kick. Our 7g brews are equal in strength to many 45mg extract brews on the market.

Available Flavors:

  • Ginger Mule
  • Guava Sour
  • Strawberry Dream
  • Royal Tonic

12pk - $74

24pk - $144

COAs & Lab Reports

Red Vein

Green Vein

White Vein